Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Tax, Tax, More Tax

Be sure to read all the way to the end!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries,
then tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom..."

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges, IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the hell happened? Can you spell "politicians!"


I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times!! YOU can help it get there!!
GO AHEAD - - - BE AN AMERICAN!!


This is anonymously written as far as I know. Carl www.carlwattsartist.com

Past, Present, and Future

Past, Present, and Future

JT was young from Brooklyn on TV
He was broadly known as Vinney B
Much fame accompanied the name of JT
Such a character was JT’s flare & fame on TV.

One day you joined us, a great day!
Supporting us fully, you joined our play
We grew having JT, part of the crew.
Your awesome presence, your fame, off we flew.

When our days were dark, you never wavered
Your support, dedication true, in many flavors
We came to know you not as the star
We came to know you as the warm artist you are!

When you hurt, we hurt too
We’ll stand by you, see this through
Just know we care, ask as much as you dare
We’ll come through and see you well, so much we care!

A few words can’t express, the torrent of emotions
Not images of storms or lightening filled skies over oceans
Nothing can tell you how much we care for you.
Just know JT, we’ll see this though with your family and you.

Lean on us,
Use us
In the future, we trust,
Your future is safe with us.

Tomorrow, another day, is a plus
A new dawn is rising from the dust
Thetans go on with the play
Your star is still shinning all day

Our admiration dissolves anything,
We will turn the darkness into spring.
Dedicated with Admiration and Love,
Your fellow Scientologists near and above

©2009 Carl Watts www.carlwattsartist.com